TERRAFORMER AUTHOR IS BACK!!!! HI KIDS!!!!

Hi guys, it's me - Bill - The guy who created TERRAFORMER - I am back, as the grapevine would have it - that some have been inquiring as to my fate...

A lot has happened since I last left the site yeah so long ago, many personal life changes - if I might expound upon that by first dispelling a few rumors...

#1, NO - I was not struck down and killed by a speeding ice cream truck...RUMORS ARE FALSE!!!

#2, NO - I was not abducted by aliens - nor was I ever impregnated by one - and forced to work serving drinks in order to support myself and my little grey skinned, big eyed mistake...RUMORS ARE FALSE!!!..."Maybe"...

#3, NO - I am not now a monk living in the Himalayas - RUMORS ARE FALSE!!!

#4, NO - I am not in the witness relocation program...RUMORS ARE FALSE!!!

#5, NO - if you play the Abbey Road album backwards, you will NOT hear the phrase "Bill is dead"...RUMORS ARE FALSE!!!

#6, NO - I am not in hiding because I refuse to pay alimony, child support, income taxes, or my cable bill...RUMORS ARE FALSE!!!

#7, NO - I did NOT join a cult, a gang, or the Republican Party...RUMORS ARE FALSE!!!

#8, NO - I am not in prison...RUMORS ARE FALSE!!!

#9, NO - I have not been stranded on a desert island where I have had lengthy conversations with a soccer ball - RUMORS ARE FALSE!!!

I am however - toying with doing an upgrade to Terraformer - because - well - I have no social life.

I can prove to the staff that I am exactly WHO I AM by providing them with my last mailing address and the serial numbers of all of my past purchases (Since I've forgotten my old password since then - and have changed email addys - and so have also forgotten my old email address as well. ).

I have not been active with the site for a while because - well - life happens, and somebodie's gotta clean it up. Hence - to with - and therefore, such is the way of things...

It's good to be back - and thus - with this entry - I bid thee for now a fond adue...

P.S. - I will address your questions if you have them...

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